Inflicting thoughts on unwary readers so that I can improve my tyqing skills

Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, April 30, 2006

the incredible loudness of small frogs

It is spring and the frogs are croaking in the evenings. Sometimes I housesit at a friends' house; he has a little pond with a few goldfish and a single resident frog. When that frog started croaking, he got my attention. Judging by the sound, that frog must have been big, so I thought. I searched, expecting to find him easily. When he noticed my presence, he shut-up. I leave and he starts in again. So I stayed still and quiet. After a while I was able to trace his location and got a look at him. He was a tiny frog, about the size of a quarter!!
For some reason, that frog reminds me of Harley Davidson motorcycles. All sound, no substance. My brother in law has a BMW motorcycle and the potential for noisy rumbling is converted into performance. Fast and quiet. So, perhaps I should take a lesson from the lowly frog. If I do, what would it be?
How about some homilies. I'm not real sure what that word means, maybe it is the lazyness that sets in when it is time to look-up unfamiliar words. The word looks like what you do when you lie on the couch watching TV at home. Anyway, I think a homilie is something like "the squeeky wheel gets the grease". If that is the case, the croaking frog version would be: "the louder frog gets to polywalk". Heh Heh. Sorry.
So the frogs are croaking in the evening. You can hear them for blocks and blocks. From a distance the sound is comforting, lulling. Good for going to sleep. Up close they can drive you nuts. Makes you want to holler:":SHUT UP". It all depends on your frame of mind. Like if you slept well, the bird chirping is a welcome sound. If you wake grumpy, you want to go outside and holler: "SHUT UP". It just shows to go ya that attitude is everything. SHUT-UP!! ok.

About Me

My photo
I live in a quaint, little town, plagued with the specter of speculation and commerce. I am trailer trash,with wishes for good dishes. I shoulda died long ago, but like a rescue dog, didn't. I am indescribably scattered. I speak three languages. I walk a tenuously, true path. I am lucky. For myself, for others. God, it is said, protects orphans, widows and the innocent.