Too Li

Too Li is a dog. Small dog. A small dog, a poor dog that lives with a poor man in a small trailer. Too Li likes to sleep and eat. She doesn't eat much, just a handfull of dog food and carrots and asparagus and broccoli. She makes up for her small belly by a voracious appetite in the unconscious dives she takes on the small man's small couch.
Too Li(ttle, too late; her full name!) sits outside the damn effing library while the s.o.b. hacks away on a keypad, feeding his srawlings into a whack machine. Idiot. She is tied to the bike rack on the effing bike that that ahole pedals around while she is forced to trot along. Bastid. Can't take the time to sniff, get to know the neighbor hood. Effing hummins i' whacked. Sniff.